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Your Journey Starts Here

Ready to Level Up? Your Journey Starts Here
At Empirical Fitness, we believe fitness is about unlocking your full potential—not just physically, but mentally. It’s a lifestyle upgrade, not a cheat code.

Choose your quest, and let us guide you:

  • Weight Loss: Conquer your toughest boss—unwanted weight.
  • Muscle Building: Gain strength and level up your physique.
  • Habits & Nutrition: Build sustainable skills for long-term success.
  • Athletic Performance: Optimize your stats and crush your goals.

Let’s get started. Your next level awaits.

Our Services

Our Courses

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    Nerds Who Lift Weights Facebook Group

    Featured
    Lifetime
    All levels
    https://www.facebook.com/groups/nerdswholiftweights/

    Nerds Who Lift Weights was created to prove that you don’t have to fit a stereotype to be strong. Founded during a time when misinformation was spreading faster than anime spoilers, our community was built for nerds, geeks, gamers, and weebs who want real, science-backed fitness guidance — without losing what makes them unique.

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    Senpai’s Shreddy Secrets: Cosplayer-Inspired Weight Loss Course

    10 Weeks
    All levels
    9 Lessons
    0 Quizzes
    11 Students

    Ready to level up your fitness and drop 10 pounds in just four weeks? Senpai’s Shreddy Secrets isn’t just another cookie-cutter weight loss program—it’s a crash course in the fundamentals of sustainable fat loss, backed by science and designed for real results. Whether you're cutting for cosplay, leveling up your strength, or just want to feel like a main character in your own transformation arc, this course will teach you the essential principles to get shredded the right way—no crash diets, no gimmicks, just proven strategies that work. It's time to train smarter, not harder. Are you ready to unlock your final form?

    $21.99$15.99
Join the Legion of

Nerds Who Lift Weights

Fitness is more fun when you’re among friends who get you. Nerds Who Lift Weights is a free Facebook community for nerds, geeks, and weebs who want to level up their strength in a space that feels like home. 

  • Share fitness goals
  • Ask and answer questions
  • Join live breakdowns of health and fitness topics
  • Trade memes

Whether you join to get stronger, stay consistent, or just connect with like-minded lifters, you’re in the right place.

Join us and start leveling up today!

Testimonials

Our clients say...

Jon helped me recover from a skydiving injury much more quickly than I would have by following the exercises given by my physician. I could not be more pleased 🙂

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Ron Losefsky

Client

I’ve been working remotely with Jon as my personal trainer for a few months, and I couldn’t be happier

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Jessica Patton

Client

Age is not a limitation and Jon will help you achieve your fitness goals.

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Kimberly Weinberg

Client

Speaking as a massage therapist that focuses on sports therapy, I cannot recommend or praise anyone higher.

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Fabian Guerrero

Client

I’ve worked with Jon at Empirical fitness for almost 5 years now… I’ve never worked with another trainer that took the time and effort I’ve seen him put into his clients.

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Dillon Nassour

Client

[Jon] was incredibly knowledgeable about techniques for easing and relieving the nerve pain…

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Lynette Thomas

Client

Smart moves start here.

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